So like it's snowing...

I had nothing to do with the londis, that was probably adam ant. I understand there was a fracas to do with the hot croissants.

I will humbly take credit for the bin thing though.

Actually to be honest the plague of locusts was pretty cool, but 140 is hardly a plague is it, for a plague you are talking a least a couple of hundred, if not more.

And I understand they can be difficult to come by in North London, but even I know a cricket painted brown when I see one.