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@Oliver Schick
WiganWill takes his name from the pub, the Wig and Will, in the LFGSS soap opera, TrackEnders. In reality, he is called John Smith and thought it was frightfully clever to hide behind that alias as the pub is a John Smith's pub. He was once invited for a casting for the role of BurgundyBernard, the soap's resident frame resprayer at ArseMoreAttacks but failed the casting when he first picked up a graffiti spraycan and then kept missing the frame after being given the correct tool. It was explained to him that he should use it to spray, not throw it and then he was gently but forcibly marched off the premises.
He made another desperate, and nearly successful, attempt to get into the soap when he climbed in through a toilet window during filming and got stuck, but due to its graphic nature the scene ended up on the cutting room floor. He was heartbroken and the toilet wall had to be broken down to free his ample bottom from the windowframe. He was then taken to juvenile court on account of his mental age.
Will now has a lifetime ASBO banning him from going anywhere near the set, and as he's too cowardly to risk being picked up by big burly policemen, he's started trolling this forum instead. He's generally regarded as dangerous, particularly persistent obsessions being car pornography and naked sailors, and experienced forumengers avoid going too near to him in case they catch unipackulosis or tweedera.