For Sale: Murtle's Dry Arse Mud Guards ©

Nice work Murts.

How about 'turtle tails'?

turtle headz

^ hahahah!
dogs you dog..

hahaha!

Murtle to Mrs. Murtle-to-be: (Looks at the stars) We're gonna be rich, I tells ya! turtleheadz™ will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams!
Mrs Murtle-to-be: Why you dozy... (kicks Murtle in shins)
Murtle: Oooof!
;]

murtles FILTHY flaps has quite a ring to it

hehe

hmmm filth flaps, with the dirt of a 1000 rides

murtflaps

You could change the words to Tap's Big Bottom as your jingle... Wet bottom, wet bottom, talk about murtflaps, we got 'em... Or somethin' else... That was better...

"How dry does this leave my behind"

squirtflaps

if his performance the other week is anything to go by

I've been looking for a cool looking mudguard for my fixie for absolutely ages!!!!!

.....still looking

if his performance the other week is anything to go by

haha!

you can be funny :P

I've been looking for a cool looking mudguard for my fixie for absolutely ages!!!!!

.....still looking

he he

haha!

you can be funny :P

As well as annoying... ;p

do your own, like me :)

water bottle FTW!

Or buy mudguards. That are round. Like your wheels. P-clip them to your bike if you're riding a bike unsuitable for wet weather. Or ride a bike suitable for wet weather. Or... Or...

Still, the Turtle's not bad for two dubloons.

They are nothing ground breaking just quick, convenient and have no ugly mountings. But most importantly I have a giant piece of plastic to get rid of.

Yeah and 2 quid is ace. I was only taking the P.

inspiration from -----> singletracks mud flap?

^nope

Bump, need to get rid of all this plastic.

I'll take one. My Surly's 39mm.

i'll take one! 31 mm pm me dude.