What becomes of the broken hearted?

Is WiganWill a lovely lady?

You're one of those confused and misunderstood teenagers aren't you?

You're one of those confused and misunderstood teenagers aren't you?

He's smarter than you think

@ murtle - Is that an Iron Maiden reference?

@ wiganwill - You learn something new everyday.

@el squire, it's a reference to the OP song

@all, stop @ing people

~~ @ ~~ VB - Sorry.

What do you think this is? Twitter?

@ vb
who put you in charge !

ah yes
you did !

@dicki Good to see you on the tweed ride, didn't get a chance to say hi, but... hi.

and you sir
nice ride wasn't it

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and that's the result

i think you'll find that the above is hexidecimal for pi.

Clearly the cat is a genius.

@all, stop @ing people

you can p!$$ of as well

Or a retard that can't even spell pie.

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Clearly the cat is a genius.

she did throw up on the tv remote last week.

The line between genuis and cruelty is easily crossed.

Was i drunk when i asked to borrow your cat? yeah maybe next week for a day or two, i haven't seen any mice in the last 2 days but someone is definitely been stealing my chocolate milk.

I cannot help with the Chocolate Milk, but the cat is available from Sunday morning until Wednesday as I am away interring my GF's Gran.

seriously does anyone have a hedgehog
my hostas got well and truly whacked last year by the slugs and snails
a hedgehog would be a great addition to my garden
i hear they were clearing the isles of sky of hogs recently as they are a non indigigenous species
eating all the rare birds eggs wonder if they could post me a one ?

Jake the Muss sorts em out!

Situation:

Why must I be a teenager in love?

Worst case scenario:

You'll be a teenager in love until you reach 20 and there's not much you can do about it.

Day-to-day management strategy:

don't squeeze it to hard while holding

Glad I'm in my 30s.

Glad I'm in my 30s.

Hasn't helped me. I'd walk out on my wife now if Kate Garraway asked me to.

I should probably add that I love my wife very much, or change my login.

@me, fucking remember to buy a spare 26" tube!

That's not good.