Another Questionnaire...

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes? (y)

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(n)

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?

• No change to fortune
  

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes? (y/n)
No

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(y/n)
Very occasionally

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?

• What is luck?
  

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes? No

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Play polo
  
• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
• Perform tricks
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **Yes

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Improves.
  
• No positive or negative effect.
  
• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
- Lucky

• No change to fortune
  - Unlucky
  

Thanks again to everyone who posted in the previous *questionnaire *thread. Invaluable information gained.

Below is another questionnaire. For those of you who didn't read the previous thread, I'm a jammy final year product design student who is doing fixed-gear stuff for his major project.

Responses to questionnaire very VERY much appreciated, and wil help me with my project a great deal.

Thanks!

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?

No, I'm too old to be 'down with the kids'.

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  **
  Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **
  
  

Yes, essential British accessory for about 50 weeks of the year.

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.
  
  

Regardless of the bike it looks worse, but unfortunately this isn't Spain so I find them
essential.

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?

Neither, it's just really f**king grim!

Thanks in advance to all those who take part.

Ta da!

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes? no

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
• Perform tricks (I would say more practice and hurt myself but thats ok, I am no performer)
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **nope. didnt need one where i was before.

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• No positive or negative effect. they are functional.
  
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?

• Unlucky. nothing is going to be coming out of that boys, sorry.
  

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?
NO!

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
• Pose as a dummy in TopShop
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(y/n)
Heck yes! Raceblades FTW

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse. Definately interferers with the clean lines and minimal ethos of a wankers fixie. Keeps the rain off all my shit so essential.
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
I'm not sure I understand this. I hope there's some kind of jokey metaphore here, if you can actually get nipples in your pork scratchings I think I'll puke.

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?
generally no, but sometimes. might stick those i have in the polo bike

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• Play polo
  
• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(y/n)
no

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?
no positive or negative. like most things will depend on the particular build.

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
Not applicable

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?
A: No

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):
A: Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **
A: Yes

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?
A: Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
A: Unlucky

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes? no

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):
get from 'A' to 'B'

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **
No but thinking about it.

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.
  but the lack of one spoils my look (wet road shit up my back)
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
nauseous.

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes? (y)

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):

• get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
• Perform tricks (well, attempt but then fail to)
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(n)

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• Disrupts/spoils/makes worse.
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?

• No change to fortune
  

A sincere 'thankyou' to all those who have taken part so far!

Ta

Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?

Yes

**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **:

• Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
  
• Perform tricks
  
  

**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **

Yes

Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?

• No positive or negative effect.
  
  

Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?

• No change to fortune