Essential racing advice inspired by Nietzsche

150m to go.. opponents dropping like flies.. of course I'd take the fucking win!

Then I'd ride back and do a little victory dance around the old man, the drug test, the presentations, then I'd wonder why the lazy bastard hadn't packed up his bike yet..

You and your old man would have trailed in sadly together.......it was after all a 'hill top finish' and therefore all you would have seen is me straightening my jersey and raising my hands in front of you. Then I'd have done a little victory dance around you and the old man, tested some drugs ,and presented myself!
Poms 1 Aussies 0!
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