I pride myself on keeping a low profile, being meek, shy and retiring.
Though I am a complete nodder.
Rapha do a hi vis waterproof jacket or marquee for men of your girth, it comes with an army of midgets to aid with erection. Hippy who was last seen wearing Rapha on Saturday may have to buy more of this stuff though am not sure how many dwarves come with the 3 man tent version.
Cliveo
I pride myself on keeping a low profile, being meek, shy and retiring.
Though I am a complete nodder.
Rapha do a hi vis waterproof jacket or marquee for men of your girth, it comes with an army of midgets to aid with erection. Hippy who was last seen wearing Rapha on Saturday may have to buy more of this stuff though am not sure how many dwarves come with the 3 man tent version.