29% increase in cycling accidents? Really?

'42% had taken a cycling proficiency course.
42% fail to wear a safety helmet,
41% cycle on the pavement,
third have cycled the wrong way up a one-way street
6% have cycled under the influence of drink or drugs"

In the context of LFGSS or other experienced riders, not exactly a revelation, for a novice cyclist perhaps disaster on toast...

lfgss version of stats

    2% had taken a cycling proficiency course.

fuckyouit'snotthefuckinglawcuntface% fail to wear a safety helmet,
1% cycle on the pavement - the curryers and people parking up somewhere,
30% have cycled the wrong way up a one-way street, 70% have done and slagged off traffic coming the other way.
100% have cycled under the influence of drink or drugs"
50% cycling under the influence of drink or drugs 100% of the time

Both sets of stats are equally made up, I tells ya. It's just that in one case it's more obvious, coming from hippy.