What's the funniest cuss, swear, bad words?

minkcoatswaggercunt

cracker
pencil neck
nut hook
philistine
wench
spanner

fuckface

nonce

Dicklips.

cracker
pencil neck
nut hook
philistine
wench
spanner

Wench is a term of endearment round these parts.

quimflap

Gash

Bucketcunt

For pure rawness

Bell.

Flange.

Rod.

Cunty.

i like a few of those already mentioned, but my favourite are words that aren't that rude but have a certain mundane charm, such as:

wally

spaz

pleb

nappysniffingboyviolator

milk milk lemonade, round the corner fudge is made!!!

when dealing with call centre idiots - phuntclaps or futhermucker are very useful, as you have not actually sworn at them.

spaz

Used to like this one, then they go and change it to 'scope'. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Wing wang

bunghole

+1 for eejit, they use it a lot where i'm from.

Arse bandit is a good'un, and saying feck sounds so much better than fuck.

Tiddly.

Knob Jockey...

From the times when you were so young you didn't have a clue what PC meant!

pig.

Knob Jockey...

From the times when you were so young you didn't have a clue what PC meant!

last week can seem a long time ago...

+1 for eejit, they use it a lot where i'm from.

Arse bandit is a good'un, and saying feck sounds so much better than fuck.

Does fecker not mean thief or something of that ilk.

Does fecker not mean thief or something of that ilk.

Just a change in a vowel, that's all. Sounds much better though, imo.

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/article393415.ece

That's a shame, loved those t-shirts.

fuck mook.

fuck mook.

Add an 's' to that and you're in trouble....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2BtIAFJ7neE