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  • Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar.

    Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.”

    “What makes you think that?” asks Paddy.

    “Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

    Simon then says: “Same with me! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.”

    “The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn’t mine.”

    “That’s all three of us then,” says Paddy: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

    Bill and Simon look at him with utter disbelief.

    “No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

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