What's the funniest cuss, swear, bad words?

Many years ago, when Princess Anne was younger......it was reported that a journalist was trying desperately to get a picture of her,
aboard the then Royal Train, at Victoria Station.

The journo, allegedly, jumped aboard, and tried to get his shot. A startled Princess shouted at him

.......Why dont you leave me alone, ...and just FECK OFT!!!

Feck oft. Its classy....and never heard in Lewisham.

;)

nothing classy reaches lewisham

your mum.

winner^^

Surely, not another list GA2G?

A personal favourite is "Fuck Nuts"

cock chops

another GA2G list.

Why?

I don't like the cut of your jib. Not one jot.

fucktard

clunge

Greasy Slag

cockoff!

nothing classy reaches lewisham

We have our own strain of Chlamydia don't you know!

A personal favourite is "Fuck Nuts"

it's one word

Bollock Chops!

I always find 'Egit' really funny, because people are usually extremely wound-up when they say it.

Cuntbubble.

Bawbag!

asshat

your mum.

you leave my mum outta this and I leave 'this' outta your mum...

turdburglar

you leave my mum outta this and I leave 'this' outta your mum...

hey let's get off mums cos i just got off yours.

Assclown!

translated insults are often funny:
e.g. from Telegu: 'Madda Guddu! Nee abba.. Lunja koduka!'
means 'Useless penis! Your Uncle... Child of a prostitute!'