Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?
NO!
**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):
Commute/get from 'A' to 'B'/long rides.
Pose as a dummy in TopShop
**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(y/n)
Heck yes! Raceblades FTW
Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?
Disrupts/spoils/makes worse. Definately interferers with the clean lines and minimal ethos of a wankers fixie. Keeps the rain off all my shit so essential.
Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
I'm not sure I understand this. I hope there's some kind of jokey metaphore here, if you can actually get nipples in your pork scratchings I think I'll puke.
Q1: Do you have fliers/spoke cards in your spokes?
NO!
**Q2: Which of the following do you do on your fixed-gear bike **(indicate all that apply):
**Q3: Do you ever use a mudguard on your fixed gear bike? **(y/n)
Heck yes! Raceblades FTW
Q4: How do you feel a mudguard affects the aesthetics of fixed gear bikes in general?
Q5: If you get a nipple in your pork scratchings, is this lucky or unlucky?
I'm not sure I understand this. I hope there's some kind of jokey metaphore here, if you can actually get nipples in your pork scratchings I think I'll puke.