Didn't fall over the 1st time but after a few days I did pull up outside the Boots/ Superdrug at London Victoria (CANED AS FCUK)
...thought about leaning up against the window, clipped in, but misjudged the distance and fell in a heap, still clipped when I hit theground....
.....in front of Friday's last-train-home-after-a-night-on-the-lash crew.
Clearly all the ladies who had previously been queuing up to offer themselves to me (in my head) were now giggling or looking sympathetic towards the poor, intoxicated, over-confident cyclist twat.
Didn't fall over the 1st time but after a few days I did pull up outside the Boots/ Superdrug at London Victoria (CANED AS FCUK)
...thought about leaning up against the window, clipped in, but misjudged the distance and fell in a heap, still clipped when I hit theground....
.....in front of Friday's last-train-home-after-a-night-on-the-lash crew.
Clearly all the ladies who had previously been queuing up to offer themselves to me (in my head) were now giggling or looking sympathetic towards the poor, intoxicated, over-confident cyclist twat.
Thank you TIME, THANK YOU!