Spotted...

Jah Tim this morning northbound through balham rocking the full mudguard look. I was going the other way cursing the rain, top o' the mornin to you Sir.

then in micham eastfields some fakenger on a unipack thing with bars cut down to 1mm, why not just use the stem as a joystick? you plonker.

Me and a friend were thinking about this as a joke. Get a steep riser stem and don't stick any bars on, see how far we got. Never materialised but I wouldn't be suprised to see it done. Sounded like a laugh.