Advice For New Members - Updated

Hm, I just got this e-mail:

Dear all,
It seems the Muscles from Bruscles is all braun and no brains, the hulking lump of an OAP messed up his diary and is no longer coming to the UK to launch his film JCVD! We sincerely apollogise to all the eager customers who bought tickets, we are happy to give you a full refund. Please send all complaints to Jean Claude God Damn himself (probably laying in a sunbed somewhere).

We will however still be playing his film (it is rather good). Call our box office to book tickets or simply pop into the cinema.

             Showing                    daily from the 31st Jan, see [www.princecharlescinema.com](http://princecharlescinema.whsites.net/12all/lt/t_go.php?i=85&e=MTYwNDQ=&l=-http--http://www.princecharlescinema.com)                    for details as soon as times are confirmed.

I've left all the typos in, as I have a feeling some might be intentional.