Advice For New Members - Updated

I'm gonna cave youz heads in with a hammer. Then eat your brains and feed your rotting carcasses to the dog.

Was that thinly veiled enough?

Got an e-mail from the Prince Charles today:

  ![](http://www.princecharlescinema.com/emails/events/jcvd/jcvd.jpg)          
     The                    Muscles From Brussels is coming to the Prince Charles Cinema                    to officially open our new screen, and introduce his fantastic                    new film "JCVD". That's right, for one night only THE                    action movie star is going to be in our venue.

             Tickets                    are on sale now for this event, JCVD will open our new screen,                    introduce his new film then stay back afterwards for a Q&A.                    (perhaps even round house kicking a cigarette out of our managers                    mouth?)

                                      Director:                  Mabrouk El Mechri

When the life of Jean-Claude Van Damme collides with the reality of a hold-up in Brussels, Belgium, suddenly the huge movie star turns into an ordinary guy, filled with fears, contradictions and hopes. How can he be up to the legend he has built? What can a film hero do when the gun pointed to his temple isn’t charged with blanks? JCVD finds himself at the turning point of his “hero” life.

Admittedly, the life of Jean-Claude Van Damme isn't quite as interesting as the life of hippy, but obviously the film would have had a very different outcome had hippy been cast in it instead. ;) Or for that matter, quite a few other forumengers.