Which Tyres?

You could always ensure you get no punctures by riding on your rims. Yes you'll ruin your spine and your bike but you're guaranteed no flats....cheaper than new tyres too. Kinda.

tried that, my hand went completely numb, soaked in sweat, cycling was incredibly hard and neither the saddle helped.

did New Cross to Wimbledon on a bike with a flat tyres on the front, I says thank fuck it's only the front and not the back!