Coppers on Brick Lane

Lots of them at that, all dishing out fines to cyclists riding the wrong way up. I just narrowly avoided one as I was outside my office and ran inside before he could say anything. Unfortunately I saw at least six people all getting tickets within 500 metres.

you wait all fucking year for some coppers to turn up on a sunday, and then the bastards all mess their diaries up!

What about bike theft and park assaults ?

Brick Lane's an ffing joke. If you want to travel south, you have to use Commercial Street or Vestry Street. Cheers.

So selling a house fulls worth of stolen goods is cool on brick lane....but ya cannae cycle up it the wrong way?
Someone should confuse the fuck out of them by riding their bike backwards...."my bike was riding the wrong way officer....but i fucking wasn't" :)

What about bike theft and park assaults ?

we're the enemy.

So selling a house fulls worth of stolen goods is cool on brick lane....but ya cannae cycle up it the wrong way?
Someone should confuse the fuck out of them by riding their bike backwards...."my bike was riding the wrong way officer....but i fucking wasn't" :)

Ha ha props for that scott.

What about bike theft and park assaults ?

They can't take your money if its already been robbed!

what a fuckin' joke

They'd probably try and arrest the bike!

The old bill in wrong-priority shocker. Let's hope they're not there on Sunday, I'm going pickpocketing.

They can't take your money if its already been robbed!

Whatever, I'm so broke that it's like I'm constantly robbing myself ...

Whatever, I'm so broke that it's like I'm constantly robbing myself ...

Take it easy fella, you'll go blind.

anyone up for a going down there and making a long line of wrong-way trackstands? "just waiting for my mate to get the bagels - you know how good they are officer.."

i thought they had changed the law on one-ways for cyclists now - has it been revoked or something?

They were have a jolly at the lights in Clarkenwell last Friday, happened to be on foot after getting a groin stain at Kung Fu, but I did spot at least 5 people being stopped, bloody jokers.

There was a couple of community whatsits hanging about the other morning, on a regular one-way that EVERYBODY cycles the wrong way up, near Arnold Circus. It's one of those natural back routes that happens to be one way in both directions at different points, leading to more of the same (Rivington Street).

The Community Cop sort of half-arsedly tried to speak to me as I sailed past smiling. On Boundary Street I saw two puffed out-looking Real Cops pissing about on their bikes, obviously having just not caught up with someone, like me, who uses this route every day. Another puffed-out Bike cop on Rivington Street as well. I can't believe they bother with this crap, I really can't, all mob handed 'hmm this is a cycle black spot right this morning we're gonna hang about there waiting for them to come by and try and catch them.'

The law is an ass. He haww.

anyone up for a going down there and making a long line of wrong-way trackstands?

Dressed as coppers!

dressed as bagels!

We have to wear them cheapo plimsoles too NATCH>>>>

We have to wear them cheapo plimsoles too NATCH>>>>

Yeah....otherwise we'd never fool them into thinking we were really bagels!

"come on copper.. i know you want me.. you want me so bad you can taste it..."

I think they were doing the whole "can't cycle on footpaths" line, which makes it even more irritating. And they all looked like they needed a few circuits around Richmond Park.

I'd probably have a bit more faith in the rozzers if they looked like they were able to chase someone down the street without having a heart attack. But that's another matter. Meh.

Hoisted by my own tabbard.

Spare a thought for the coppers.

"How was work today?"
"Alright darlin."
"What did you do?"
"We stood on a little brown road and gave kids a slap on the wrist for riding their bicycles up it the wrong way."

How fucking degrading is that! A copper enforcing that!

Bet the missus is thinking she shoulda shagged a fireman instead - and i bet he knows it

They were being punished for sure. Those coppers did a nudie run during their xmas party or something.