Kate

try pulling you bag up with your other hand and rock back N forth, trousers down the ankles.. maybe even muster up some dribble!

you get no improved sensation but there is a good chance your boss will let you go home early.. John Snow early start FTW!

Later that afternoon in the Snow:

A: "How come you are here, it's only 2pm ?"

B: "Oh, I bagged out of work early"