Lance Armstrong's gaff

Where's the beef?

He wasn't talking about his mum. He was talking about our mums.

Scratch that then, I can't recall my mum ever saying that.

i was hoping to see a basement full of sick bikes. disapointed.

saying that i cant imagine lance being the type to get sentimental about bikes.

i know they probably get cleaned up for the shot, but i hate they way celebrity houses are so sterile.

I'm not sure whether or not cycling pays but a fuck load of EPO payed out pretty well for Lance..

give me a nice little flat in the central of London and I'm set.

And besides cheating he also has pretty disgusting taste in interiors. Not sure which is worse.

i was hoping to see a basement full of sick bikes. disapointed.

saying that i cant imagine lance being the type to get sentimental about bikes.

he rides trek ffs.

he rides trek ffs.

That's what they want you to think...

Funny, I couldnt find pictures of his 'PED' room. Must have a coded back room behind the bookshelf entrance. Dang!!

he probably did have a collection of bikes, I mean last year he brought a bike from that Portland hand-made bike show for a couple thousands dorra.

Lance's bike set up can be seen here:

http://www.bikeradar.com/gear/article/lance-armstrongs-trek-madone-69-livestrong-20045

Surprisingly large frame for his size, not a great deal of saddle-handlebar drop.

Regarding the Bikeradar pics - 'The livestrong message is clear' - well not on the wheels, and the transfers have been applied quite badly.

His bedroom reminds me of a (quite posh) hotel - Sheraton in Lisbon I think. Overall the house seems quite dark, although it is slightly larger than my flat !!!

its horrible, just like all the celebrity houses you see on something like 'cribs'

You can see the inside on that mash video where they go for a quick ride with lance.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OQbVoJLM3RY

One of my favourite cycling videos.

Bah, my place in Clapton pisses all over it.

what a bunch of fucking nobs! it's like a spoof