Kate

Im going to attempt putting 4 fingers up my arsehole...then a thumb while listening to recordings of the queens speech 1994-1998 they were the good years.

try pulling you bag up with your other hand and rock back N forth, trousers down the ankles.. maybe even muster up some dribble!

you get no improved sensation but there is a good chance your boss will let you go home early.. John Snow early start FTW!