Innovative chilli burn cures

My housemate, who is turkish, just brought home some killer pickled chilis.

tested:
olive oil- works
milk/ yoghurt- works obv
wasabi- works, then hurts, then works, then your tongue burns in a way that you can't stop it with milk

Yoghurt, especially sweet stuff works the best. Or just eat more Rice/bread/potato - whatever carb you were eating it with.

Pickled chilli's are so not hot though!

You gotta try Bengali Naga, they are small and green relation to a scotch bonnet but about 15x more fiery. They are native to northern india/bangladesh/assam. Theres a few different types but the bengali one is commonly available in bengali grocery shops in th UK. Cost you about 10p each, the hottest chilli in the world. If you grow your own they come out even hotter.

Pickled chilli's are so not hot though!

normally not, these things are. trust me.

yes, would depend on what chilli has been pickled. duh.

They only usually pickle large chillies. Large = weak.

They do add birds eye chillies in some pickles (usually a pick of something else i.e lime or mango) Birds eyes are pretty hot (as they are small) but no where near a naga. Go try one, its fun.

This is the stuff of nightmares. Very painful

or jest get a boat to pull you through a cold river forwards with your mouth open.

anyone ever have deathsource? not pickled but ridiculous strength bottled source.

yoghurt/milk/rum are my favourite cures.

anyone ever have deathsource? not pickled but ridiculous strength bottled source.

yoghurt/milk/rum are my favourite cures.

Jersey Death Sauce?

Got given this by a work mate, hotest sauce I've ever tasted, the burn just didn't stop. Great stuff!

When I experience this problem I stick my penis in yogurt.

A live culture or Greek style is best but you millage may vary.

Avoid fromage fray.

salt is meant to work, too

yeah thats the stuff, alough there are quite a few diffrent types. the hostest one is in a black and red bottle. im one of those people that enjoys testing myself with really hot chilli, death source is the hottest thing ive tried.

yeah salt is meant to work, theyre big on having finger bowls with salt in mexico for this purpose. i never got on with it though, putting a quantity of plain salt in my mouth makes me want to wretch.

Sugar is the cure.

yeah thats the stuff, alough there are quite a few diffrent types. the hostest one is in a black and red bottle. im one of those people that enjoys testing myself with really hot chilli, death source is the hottest thing ive tried.

yeah salt is meant to work, theyre big on having finger bowls with salt in mexico for this purpose. i never got on with it though, putting a quantity of plain salt in my mouth makes me want to wretch.

Yeah was the black one I had and a crazy Mexican who gave it to me. Love the chilli and this was by far the hottest thing I've ever tried and a different type of hot to all the raw chillis i've tried.

Sugar is the cure.

Love is the drug.

Avoid fromage fray.

yeh, nothing like a punch up in a cheese shop to ruin your evening

The day after a good chilli session (or dodgy curry) when the burning sensation has moved all the way along to the other end of the digestive system, I find a good buggering with a mini milk lolly soothes the pain and discomfort

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