Tall, dark and ruggedly unhandsome double disc wheeling gent with a penchant for wildly inaccurate shots seeks suitable partner for mutual fun and a good thrashing at the Valentines 2 on 2.
Looks and ability irrelevant, but you must be either -
a) a girl
or
b) a bloke who doesn't mind wearing a dress.
Right then, looks like it's lonely hearts time -
Tall, dark and ruggedly unhandsome double disc wheeling gent with a penchant for wildly inaccurate shots seeks suitable partner for mutual fun and a good thrashing at the Valentines 2 on 2.
Looks and ability irrelevant, but you must be either -
a) a girl
or
b) a bloke who doesn't mind wearing a dress.
Yours longingly ............