No God

Then out of the blue they pull out a projector and show a ten minute film on how some old grey beardy guy (not trying to be offensive, the guy in the film was old, grey, and beardy) built the planet, everything on it, and in fact the whole fecking universe in 6 days. I realise that this a metaphor or something, but my son doesnt have the first clue how it was actually formed yet. So it might be a bit early days for metaphorical versions.

The Jesuit motto "Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man" recognises that indoctrination takes most readily with these young pliable minds.

I am not sure that the creation story is a metaphor to the majority of Christians.