Canal boat. Plenty of booze and whatever else you might like. Potter from pub to pub. Moor up overnight outside one. Drink. Back to the boat for whatever you fancy after...poker / strippers / gimp masks...
Plus the opportunity to piss off members of the 'Inland Waterways Community'.
Plus the opportunity to piss off members of the 'Inland Waterways Community'.
This in itself is worth the effort.