No God

oh i see

ummm

well it's like this dude who made us from just nothing and ribs. he knows like everything and works everything and knows if you're wanking or taking his name in vain and stuff, but he like fucks with you by filling the world with reliable testable evidence as to how he can't possibly exist to make sure only the really smart true believers get the good stuff like living forever in a big cloud where you can have chips every day. once he told this guy to build a boat big enough to hold 2 of everything in the world and drowned everything else, even the things that can swim, and started again cos he didn't like the way it was going. he smote a few people for playing up and has lots of slightly different fan clubs most of whom like to kill each other over the details of the best way to please him.

So there are still some folks believing in that ? ( though I quite like ribs, ideally served with a fresh pint of lager ) ...