Strong wind + disc wheel =

I assume not a hair was left out of place, moustache as always immaculate and cigar remained lit and nonchalantly clamped between one's teeth during said incident?

funny enough I met up with my girlfriend 5 mins later at London Bridge and that's the first thing she said.. "not a hair has moved"
I checked and indeed my carefully parted hairdo looked as rigid as it did before the crash!