Spotted...

On my everyday route home. Yesterday, about five to 6 pm, at the lights before going up to Smithfield, at Farringdon road:
You're waiting at the lights, on a slick grey f&f, yellow neon Deep Vs and other neon acoutrements, trackstanding in a fairly wobbly manner. For a while. Then fell off. Then the lights go green. I am really proud of myself for not laughing. Or saying 'Shaaaaame'.

haha, gutted. that was me, the shame :( i felt like a right twat, couldn't get out my clips in time. have to keep practicing, am slowly getting better though. what's a f&f btw? thanks for not overtly taking the piss however deserved.