Beginners Guide to riding Fixed/Single Speed in London

***1. First, what do you actually need?

***- A steel bike with a fixed rear wheel and fancy lugs (must have track dropouts, NOT horizontal road dropouts)

• Handlebars off a mountain bike, with a width of no more than 8.5 inches (21.59cm).
  
• No brakes (unless you are gay or something)
  
• 650c front disc wheel OR
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A pleasing list.

what is the point of this?
Do you think your funny?