• ***1. First, what do you actually need?

    ***- A steel bike with a fixed rear wheel and fancy lugs (must have track dropouts, NOT horizontal road dropouts)

    • Handlebars off a mountain bike, with a width of no more than 8.5 inches (21.59cm).
    • No brakes (unless you are gay or something)
    • 650c front disc wheel OR
    • Deep section aero front wheel for when it's really windy
    • No stickers on wheels (unless it's a velocity rim)
    • No reflectors EVER
    • No lights
    • Impractical footwear
    • Impractical baggy clothes
    • Impractical pedals
    • At least 51% of rear wheel must be covered by spoke cards (To conform with UCI standards)
    • £150 Messenger bag
    • Stupid hat
    • A bike lock that costs more than your bike

    A pleasing list.

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