Obnoxious messenger attitudes

All this bromance is wellin' me up... Virtual group hug, boyz 'n' girlz... I love you all so much... falls off sofa, breaks laptop, falls asleep in puddle of dog piss

You've just earned yourself a bag of fun-size Cherry Ripes, my friend... You've restored... Sniff... My faith... Sniff... In humanity... You daft cunt... Wayne also has some for you... So he says... :o

These? :)

Awwwww, is that Mel? I've got another bag for ya... :D

why don't you fuck off hippy you puke faced tampon-haired waste of space spunk-eyed cunt of shit-hole bastard arse wipe knob wanking tit shitter?
PS Love ya!

Not bad, not bad. "knob wanking tit shitter" really did it for me. :)

Awwwww, is that Mel? I've got another bag for ya... :D

We likey!!!! :)

"knob wanking tit shitter"

Just off to try that one, think I'll need to draw a picture first tho'...

I liked the tampon hair bit, as it suggests the blood has scabbed up and grabbed a couple of hairs...

Wigan's done his research...

Must be where roadies get their idea to shave legs, as their wives have had pain from tampon hair experiences.

No, roadies do it because it looks nicer when wearing skirt.

you're all twat-cum bell-end toss-spitting cock jobbing fanny-puke shit bummers and I'm going to bed.

Me too. Night night. :)

Me too. Night night. :)

Mars bar, eh? Nice... ;o

'fucking spastic puffer fish cuntyflap sniffer gaylord'

Was a good one from Cheesecake_intl on here, on my facebook picture.

What can I say, i'm one of those guys who gives a shit.

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I nod at all fixed riders i see, because i never see any and don't have any cool fixed friends, apart from 72 who are top trumps cool ... I only know them from Interroristwebs forums but they're real world friends too. I nod to most roadies when i'm enjoying a bit of geared road cycling but I avoid acknowledging them in any way ... But yeah, it's because we have a really widely shared interest here that isn't well known, everyone wears trainers, most wear wellies though, lots of people ride bikes, but pretty much everybody walks everywhere. I bumped into 2 trials riders in LDN randomly when we had agreed to meet one day when i was seshing (trying not to do any tricks though), never seen those three before in my life, didn't even know they existed although they didn't, 2 mins later we were riding through and off (they just didn't want to share the work), riding eachothers bikes a bit just avoiding taking turns, nicking expensive bits off the bikes and chucking them straightaway 'cause they're so cheap, exchanging numbers for future rides etc., really loving the existing numbers we have and totally keeping them

Eh?

Too much spare what?

Hey yo, when i walk around Laaandon with my lady friend i nod 'sup' to all the other fellas with their lady friends in a ... "yeh you know what i'm talking about, Mmm Hmmm boobies huh.?!" kind of way. Yeh dog! And when i'm at a pedestrian crossing, i like to point out the ass on the other guys lady yo and say shit like: "Yo dog, that looks spinny"

I'm a man of the people G.

hahaha

Hey yo, when i walk around Laaandon with my lady friend i nod 'sup' to all the other fellas with their lady friends in a ... "yeh you know what i'm talking about, Mmm Hmmm boobies huh.?!" kind of way. Yeh dog! And when i'm at a pedestrian crossing, i like to point out the ass on the other guys lady yo and say shit like: "Yo dog, that looks spinny"

I'm a man of the people G.

like it!

This thread is ridiculous so are half of the comments. A lot of insecurity shown here.

Hey yo, when i walk around Laaandon with my lady friend i nod 'sup' to all the other fellas with their lady friends in a ... "yeh you know what i'm talking about, Mmm Hmmm boobies huh.?!" kind of way. Yeh dog! And when i'm at a pedestrian crossing, i like to point out the ass on the other guys lady yo and say shit like: "Yo dog, that looks spinny"

I'm a man of the people G.

Post of the Year.

^hehe

on halloween last year there were some shouty fixed riders belting around the corner of old st/high st. I was riding in the middle and we exchanged drunk high fives. made me smile once i stopped wobbling.