Today's Clash With Petty Authority...

Never failed yet.

is he coming down or going up ? Either way probable fail

'jobsworth' = 'its more than my job is worth to bend the rules or turn a blind eye to a non adherence of the rules committed by someone I take an irrational dislike to based on their appearance that I am reasonably well paid to enforce in an inconsistent manner as I **don't **face the possibility of redundancy and future financial hardship because I'm employed by the HE institution and am not agency staff' .

( no excuse for this pricks aggression though )

Hmmm.

My commiserations to other UCL employees/students that have experienced these security tantrums... but not to wiganwill because his VO2 max is rubbish.

Hmmm.

My commiserations to other UCL employees/students that have experienced these security tantrums... but not to wiganwill because his VO2 max is rubbish.

I'll have you know it's nearly on a par with Stephen Hawking's.

And my handwriting's nearly on a par with Jeremy Beadle's, you jobsworth prick.

My job's not worth shit anymore :)

What do you mean 'anymore'?

'( no excuse for this pricks aggression though )

Damn your lack of apostrophe awareness - stymied my plan to ask if anyone fancies some 'prick aggression'.

I'll have you know it's nearly on a par with Stephen Hawking's.

Funny that he seems to get so much more oxygen to his brain then, eh? ;)

Having cycled/walked down mallet place for over a year, I have never noticed a sign... I have however, almost been run over by numerous vans and lorries, most of which were being guided by the UCL security staff team.

Moving on from Mr ******, where the hell do you actually lock your bike up down there!?! Those racks down the side of the DMS watson are insane...

Jobsworth sure, Jobworthy, I doubt it. Waheeeey!

Apologies for the terrible joke...

On a brighter note, I'm grateful to the man for stimulating my adrenal gland, as I had an immensely committed and productive session on the turbo trainer when I got home :)

Cop-out. You should have gone for sprint intervals up and down Malet Place.

@Stallion - the bike parking facilities are woefully inadequate, and the number of students on bikes just keeps increasing. Fortunately for me, as staff, I park up indoors.

@Oliver - depending on how things pan out, I may PM you regarding tackling corporate policy.

Funny that he seems to get so much more oxygen to his brain then, eh? ;)

Cos he's on the EPO innit? Everyone knows it but no one will say it: Stephen Hawking is a drugs cheat!

And he does secret altitude training to improve his climbing performance, the bastard: