Today's Clash With Petty Authority...

You were both out of order, should've apologised for riding your bike and lobby ucl to change their ruling, he was doing his job?

Yeah he was probably a frustrated, aggressive wanker, but he now hates cyclists even more and will potentially become more of a problem in the future?

I did say at one point, "I'm sorry, but I disagree with the rule" - so that's an apology of sorts (!) and it would be very easy to miss the 7" single sized 'no cycling' sign tucked away in a corner. It's not his job to aggressively intercept anyone, and if it is, why doesn't he spend his time doing it to the motor vehicles that break the 5mph speed limit on a regular basis?

I don't personally think his attitude could get any worse - towards cyclists or anyone else. I've since heard a lot of stories about his behaviour at other times, and being a psycho is apparently deeply ingrained.

I will be writing to the union/provost if there's no satisfactory feedback. Admittedly, the speculated size of his penis may have little to do with his attitude, and unfortunately it's more likely a result of being treated in a similar way by his own father, and on that note, regarding what Fred said, I sincerely hope there's no wife/kid to take out today's frustrations on; and according to the grapevine, every other day's frustrations.

Obviously I won't be beating up my wife or kid, as I can just log in at lfgss and start calling everyone a cunt instead :D