We will always be scum because

"Two coloured fellas and a lesbian went into a pub. Had a lovely evening I'm told."

That one?

john thompson of the fast show used to do this stuff in his standup.

"there's a black feller and a jewish feller stood at a bus stop. the black feller says, "what time's the bus due?" so the jewish feller says "well, half past; but they're usually late. that's privatisation for you""