To all the single ladies...

May mate is a celebrity DJ/hairdressser and he's had sex with:

Blacks, Madonna, Asians, Cheryl Cole, Indians, Sir Chris Bonnington (in his climbing gear too), Bangladeshi's, Paris Hilton , Malaysians, Cheryl Cole, Vietnamese, Sir Chris Hoy, Australians, Germaine Greer (she loves it up the ****), Germans, Hilary Clinton, Americans, President Sarkozy, Poles, Cheryl Cole's hamster, Brazilians, Lewis Hamilton (apparently his **** is white!), Colombians, Thelma Hird (on the stairlift :)),Chileans, the cast of Hollyoaks (****heads the lot of 'em), Italians, that statue of Nelson Mandela, Portuguese, the Loch Ness monster (it's a she! with big knockers too!), Czechs, the last surviving veteran of WW1 (filthy bastard likes sticking his Victoria Cross up his *), Tarka the otter, Fijians, Valerie Singleton (she's a*head too), Hungarians, Peter Purvis (hung like a horse), Canadians, John Noakes (hung like Shep), Irish, Cheryl Cole and Geordies

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