Attempted assault by van passenger in Tooting

i completely forgot i have one of those somewhere. i managed to take it off the train. i swear if you make a connection to someones dome or knee cap with that it shatters?! i wouldn't wanna be wielding one of those for fear i'd get my self thrown in jail. but it would be perfect to really fuck someones car up

Why would the only reason why you wouldn't break someone's kneecap be that you might get jailed?

Have you considered a career in the Mafia?

And why would anyone want to do anything as stupid as 'fucking someone's car up'?

You seem to imply that that might be acceptable as you might not get jailed?

Sorry if I'm having a sense of humour fail here, but this post just doesn't come across as if you've thought about this in any seriousness or are trying to be funny.