I've got a brilliant idea: Split it and sell me the crankset, mechs, shifters, cassette and wheels. I will then put all of them on the identical (apart from being62cm) super prestige frame which is sitting in my house frowning at me for not being able to ride it.
p.p.s I give you good price!
Hey, if you split it, can I have dibs on the groupset? :o)
I reckon I've technically got dibs... ;)