Just saw a dolphin in the river!

well, not just, it was actually about three hours ago but i was busy with work.

and it wasn't actually a dolphin, according to my little spotter's sheet and marine mammal sighting form i faxed off i think it was a harbour porpoise.

still, pretty exciting i thought.

ummm.

just sharing.

sure it wasn't a nappie?

Or a shopping trolley from Tesco?

no dudes it was cetacian for sho. shiny, be-finned and swimming slowly upstream. not that uncommon apparently. luckily someone else saw it the last time it surfaced (just by the barge upstream of blackfriars bridge) so i didn't feel like a total nutter. it was just outside the window here for 2 or 3 minutes then snuck away.

Sure it wasn't a Mersey Trout?

great white?

Sure it wasn't a Mersey Trout?

or a Bondi Bream?

Harpoon the cunt

bloated corpse

Sure you're not at cross porpoises?

...I'll get my coat

i heard it was jaws

has Jordan just had a breast reduction?

bloated corpse

had one of them wash up here last year. wrrrrr.

clefty, a friend and i once came up with punchline "medicinal porpoises" but never could find the right joke to go with it.

cooooool!

had one of them wash up here last year. wrrrrr.

my g/f saw one under barnes bridge a couple weeks back.

my g/f saw one under barnes bridge a couple weeks back.

yes and i imagine that rumplestiltskin was stroking it.

ha!! :D

awesome, we have river dolphins in london now! this city really does have it all.

you back then ted? i thought you were in berlin? can i stop being jealous now? i love berlin.

who can blame them, what with the pound £ at all time lows i expect to see quite a few foreign / euro animals heading this way for a bit of shopping

you back then ted? i thought you were in berlin? can i stop being jealous now? i love berlin.

yeah been back for a few months now. missing berlin severely. but it's all good. london has dolphins!

I just saw a cat in my kitchen. Oh, hold on, that's my cat.
In the last two months though I have had a fox, a squirrel, a pigeon and several other cats come in through the open window. Not all at the same time, obviously.

I just saw a cat in my kitchen. Oh, hold on, that's my cat.
In the last two months though I have had a fox, a squirrel, a pigeon and several other cats come in through the open window. Not all at the same time, obviously.

Had any scousers or pikeys come in though that open window? Like moths to a flame...

Had any scousers or pikeys come in though that open window? Like moths to a flame...

It's possible the animals were running away from scousers. They'll eat anything they will, what with their wacky sense of humour.

Poor thing. They usually die when they get this far upstream