I'm nice as pie on the forum but in real life I'm effin' and jeffin' and gobbing in peoples face, trying to pop salt-beef bagels up peoples arses, calling strangers the c-word then when they go "you what??" saying "CUNT!, knocking on peoples doors and legging it before they can answer, stealing the air out of bicyclists tyres, rubbing up against bitches on the Tube, even though you're not really allowed dogs down there, and generally being a menace.
I'm nice as pie on the forum but in real life I'm effin' and jeffin' and gobbing in peoples face, trying to pop salt-beef bagels up peoples arses, calling strangers the c-word then when they go "you what??" saying "CUNT!, knocking on peoples doors and legging it before they can answer, stealing the air out of bicyclists tyres, rubbing up against bitches on the Tube, even though you're not really allowed dogs down there, and generally being a menace.