What would be the ultimate bike? An FGSS special

designed by yourself

Ahhhhh, I get it. I agree.

i think considering how many wheels dogsballs has built, it would be fair to call him somewhat of a professional

I meant exactly that, that dogs, Arup etc, were professionals, and I wouldn't even try to match their competences in any relative area.

Its an open admission of my lack of ability in areas important in a build, that makes me champion OTPs.
I'm not ashamed to say that I am crap at some bike stuff.