Charlie Bike Monger

I have found his legs to be unreliable, his knees are just rubbish.
Personal hygene could be better
Pretty damned good in bed
Handy surfer and skateboarder
stay up too late hanging out on the finest web forums
His children often steal all the sweets before his customers can get them
His hair is umanagable and often in a dreadful white guy afro
Cant dance unless drunk
Tends to ride fixed cross bikes offroad to pubs on hills.

If anyone wants a light hearted and/or offensive and/or cryptic sticker just email me and we can send some out to you.
Can you please stop sending me ' Chicks dig Singlespeeders' stickers my GF is starting to ask questions !