Irony + naivety * health & safety = frostbite

I got fed up with the cold last night (and I was a little drunk) so I took my bike on the district line. Man, have you practiced your trackstanding skills on a moving train?! That was a fun contest.

that. is. brilliant.

Since i'm from Wimbledon, all I have to do is take the last District from Notting Hill Gate and tried that out.