Football

Think he's a crackin player and would fit well into the Arse(pun intended)

When we beat them in the UEFA last season he was MOM by a mile and he was pretty much unheard of. Dithering Dave(Moyes) was offered him for £6m but he decided against it!! He then went on to murder Rangers in the final(not to mention battering Bayern Munich in the semi's 4-1), have an ace European Championship and his price trebled

You crack me up Greavesie