Well I can say with absolute confidence that I most certainly do not exist. After not joining this forum (after months of not practice posting on Dynamo and Bike Radar) I overreacted to a snip from Chris Crash and disappeared up on own non-existent arse....since then I have split into 5 quasi-beings who enjoy formation racing and synchronised spinning classes.
On the Tweed Run I may appear as any one of my alter-egos or I may not appear at all
Yrs
Scarlet (Littigator) Pistanel
Clearly you should drop the Dynamos and join Rollapaluza CC
Clearly you should drop the Dynamos and join Rollapaluza CC