eBay and Craigslist finds

quote from description:
"...Used but good condition, need to be trued but just a little bit, bearings run good. Tires will probably run another 1000 miles..."

well there's your problem, he aint ever gonna sell those for the price, not in a million fucking years
my grandma will do more than 1000 fucking miles

He means the tyres will do 1000 miles not the wheels