Bike porn

I was just being a miserable sod ;-)
I'd like to risk breaking a pair of those hubs though.

Shops at Uniqlo?

Personally, I don't hate that bike so much, it's just that I think for the amount of money it must have cost I'd hav got something better. Perhaps one of the BMCs that come with Asian chicks.

Buy one get one free?

Ok ok how about this....

He rides the bike standing up so he doesn't get blue dye on the saddle from his £200 re-issued selvedge jeans.