• I was in the queue with a bike in Maccy D's a little while ago, noone batted an eyelid. I reckon those Croydon 18 year old sistas know a newly renovated '76 Mercian Olympic when they see one, and don't fuck with it.

    Harrods is for wankers.

    Croydon Maccy D? They were just thinking thank fuck it's a bike and he's not trying to shank us.

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