Shops that discriminate against cyclists

Greeted by doorman with "excuse me sir, do you know what happens next?"
"Yes, I am going shopping."
"No you are not, as you are in work attire"
"Excuse me, but do you know what I do for a living?"
"I have a good idea what you do."
Me "really, so you guessed that I am a civil servant who works for the New Zealand government and that I have my full work ID with me?"

The door ape then picks up the phone, and starts saying to his colleagues "is this the one, can I get some help please?"

I waived at him and said "while you are on the phone I will go shopping, we can finish this chat later."

I completed my shopping and found the guard as I was finished, tapped him on the shoulder and said "I've done my shopping, thanks for your contribution to the experience".

haha arguing with security guards is my favourite, you sir did it quite well. i managed to get the one at the liverpool street tesco to have a full blown argument with me about how he hates the homeless becuase he wouldn't let my go in when it was 1 minute to closing

"I've done my shopping, thanks for your contribution to the experience".

is a great leaving one liner