Names and faces to bikes

I have thought about it...if you cut through the rear wheel, which is much easier than cutting through lets say...a frame or a lock. then you have everything but the rear wheel.

actually it's fucking hard to, and I badly cut my hand during the process (I was using an old wheels to see how easy is it to cut, just so I can feel a bit confident about locking my bike up).

has you even heard of sheldon brown?