Names and faces to bikes

Me, my bike and 2 friends (I guess I don't need to point out which is me) decided to cycle to the top of a mountain in Belfast, got to the top, really fecking windy and -5degC.

Michael, you're the only forum member who needs to soften TFU and protect your fecking knees. It's cold and constantly exposing your knees to wind chill in conditions like this is simply. not. a good. move.

I sound like Dr Bob Davis but there you go. ;)